Oscar nominees get lavish $80,000 goodie bags which include luxury vodka, aerial circus lessons and even vagina rejuvenation procedure

The Oscars is just days away and the notorious luxury goodie bags for nominees has been sending the internet ablaze not just because each is worth $80,000 but because there are some pretty intriguing things inside.

According to independent.co.uk:

Oscar nominees left disappointed at next weekend’s star-studded ceremony will be comforted by a lavish $80,000 goodie bag that contain a vagina rejuvenation procedure.

Tapping into celebrities’ assumed vanity, the LA-designed hampers offer weight loss shakes, personal training sessions, hair restoration surgery and the bizarre ‘Orgasm Shot’ treatment that “enhances the genital tissue of a woman”.

The $2,700 ‘O Shot’ was designed by Dr. Charles Runels and it is for the female nominees. The male nominees are not offered the same, of course, but assistance with balding. There are so much other interesting things in the 2014 bag of treats to sum up $80,000 which will make everyone winners at the end of the night. Check out the long list of goodies:

Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines
10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the pet charity of choice
Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies
Swiss-made Slow Watches
Betty Jane candies
Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products
Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties
Cannonball wine
A wearable camera by Narrative Clip
Polar Loop activity tracker
Bee Free Honee organic apple honey
Blossom Blends “bespoke” teas
Mace pepper spray gun
Fine art from Gizara Arts
Jitseu Handbags
The LOADED book series
Steamist Total Sense home spa system
Aviv 613 luxury vodka
Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap
Dosha Pops
VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case
HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices
Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products
The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag
Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons
Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy
M3K Beauty products for “exceptionally vibrant skin.”
DrainWig
Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury
Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness
Rouge Maple “best maple syrup you’ve ever tasted”
Slimware portion-control plates
Coolway “no damage” Go Pro blow dryer
Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo
Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt
Knit & Co. cable knit mittens
Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system
The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels
ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates
Max Martin luxury American-made shoes
Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan

Distinctive Assets, the A-list company behind the awesome Grammy swag bags are also behind this year’s Oscars. Come to think of it, getting paid to star in a movie, getting nominated for an Oscar, being on the same venue as big celebs, watching Ellen DeGeneres host for the second time…the nominees are winners already. Of course, the $80,000 loot bag doesn’t hurt either.